i would follow you to the ends of the earth with only mild complaining
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
1. The first draft of everything is shit. -Ernest Hemingway2. Never use jargon words like reconceptualize, demassification, attitudinally, judgmentally. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass. -David Ogilvy3. If you have any young friends who aspire to become…
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
- Periods aren’t a big deal for some people
- Periods are extremely disabling for some people
- Pain is subjective and it’s different for everyone
- Stop arguing about this
'do it for the vine'
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
We paid David good money to keep you here
You’re not going anywhere